Wednesday, August 22, 2007

jumping the shark

If I haven’t blogged in the last few days, it’s all Stephenie Meyer’s fault. 1700 pages of vampire fiction, I mean, c’mon! Plus, I’ve been trying to get the writing sample and synopsis finished for the new novel, which is basically killing me in a very slow and painful way.

A propos of basically nothing, I learned today where the expression “jump the shark” came from. Yeah, you no doubt know this, but even though I was a, shall we say, devotee of Happy Days, I have no memory of this truly epochal (in a sad way) episode. Henry Winkler looks so old ‘n’ winkly in this! Nice shark,though.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Stephenie Meyer pt. II

I’m expecting Book 2 (New Moon) and Book 3 (Eclipse) of the Twilight series in the mail. In fact, I was hoping for them today. To be honest, by mail I mean FedEx. WHEN WILL THEY COME!?

Finished Book1 (Twilight) basically in 24 hours and now I have THE THIRST.

PS. By the way, here is a very strange book site for the conspiratorially minded. I am so not responsible for the effect it has on your brain…

PPS. Still under the subject of not being able to stand the wait & general impatience, I’m finding it very hard to wait to find out what happens next in Heroes. I’m up to Episode 21. If you send me spoilers, I will use my superpowers against you. BTW, the DVD comes out August 28 if yer slow…

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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Twilight

OMG, why didn’t anyone ever tell me how great Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series is!?


I’ve just inhaled the first 200 pages of book 1 (2005). Fantastic!

“I didn’t know if thre ever was a choice, really. I was already in too deep. Now that I knew - if I knew - I could do nothing about my frightening secret. Because when I thought of him, of his voice, his hypnotic eyes, the magnetic force of his personality, I wanted nothing more than to obe with him right now. Even if… but I couldn’t think that. Not here, alone in the darkening forest. Not while the rain made it dim as twilight under the canopy and pattered like footsteps across the matted earthen floor.”

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Saturday, August 11, 2007

Open the damn library, already!

 

(photo courtesy 2shoes over on Flickr; I will say, a propos of nothing in particular, that it was surprisingly hard to find a shot of anyone reading a book. Playing hackysack, doing the crossword, playing guitar? Sure. But reading? I guess they need a break from books and, oh wait, the library’s closed!)


I’m not sure how I feel about the ongoing civic strike affecting Vancouver, but I do know I’m starting to miss: 


  • garbage / recycling pickup
  • community pools / rec centres
  • libraries

I’m particularly missing the library, since we’re composting a lot of our food waste and rinsing the recyclables for when this is all over; the pools are too bad, but we do live 10 minutes from the beach…

The library, though, that’s bad. Read the library workers’ blogs and you see their point of view; the city, not surprisingly, is playing hardball.

Where’s the truth? It’s so hard to know. According to CBC News:

“We are extremely frustrated,” said Alex Youngberg, president of Local 391, which represents 800 library workers in Vancouver.

“The employer has clearly stated that they have no interest in negotiating any of our key issues, like pay equity. This is despite recently ratified pay-equity gains made in Burnaby. We can’t reach a collective agreement with this kind of stonewalling,” she said in a news release.

However,

Gerry Dobrovolny, a spokesman for the City of Vancouver, told CBC News “that’s absolutely ridiculous.”

“We’ve spent five full days. The city had 23 people on the negotiating team. We had five general managers and the deputy city manager.”

Dobrovolny said much of the bargaining happened in back rooms, with one-on-one meetings in hallways.

He said it’s the union that has walked away from the bargaining table.

 Whichever way you slice it, it’s 3 weeks and counting - probably a lot of counting - and I miss my library!

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Thursday, August 9, 2007

Don’t you sometimes just wish…

…SOMETHING would happen!?


In the meantime, I’m watching old Nirvana videos. Nice cardigan, Kurt.

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Monday, August 6, 2007

Too much of a good thing

Running is all very well & everything but urk, my legs are sore tonight after a run this morning down along the beach and back.

Or maybe it was swimming in that water later on at lunch time. Brr.

Or maybe it was something else entirely. But one thing’s for sure: I never stretch enough, and Peter never does either. 

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Friday, August 3, 2007

Underdog!

Just got assigned to review this:

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The Underdog I remember from being a kid was the dry-as-lint (in a good way) cartoon version. I suspect they’re purdy darn different.

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Glowing review

When I started blogging the book, I swore (to myself) that it wouldn’t just be all the minor successes and travails of Runnerland. That there could be some content of wider use to a wider group of folks. And I still believe that. I really do.

But when a kick-ass glowing review falls into your in-box, whatcha gonna do? Reprint, I say. Reprint! If you’re too lazy to read through - you know who you are - here’s the golden line: “Told with insight, empathy, talent and skill, Runnerland is an intriguing story about kids, forced to take graduate courses from the school of hard knocks. Every word is worth reading.”

That’s from M. Wayne Cunningham’s review in Books in Canada. Schweeeet!

On a “nothing special” day fourteen-year-old ninth grader Peter Weir gets called to the principal’s office. Peter, the protagonist of Vancouver author John Burns’s debut novel, has no way of knowing he’s about to experience “the worst day of his life”; three days later his dad is buried. For Peter “it was all too much. Nobody understood. Not his mom. Not his best friend, Nobody.” And there’s more adversity to come. It arrives on another “nothing special” day when Peter accidentally finds a legal document in his dad’s desk that brings his life crashing down and turns him into a runaway bus-riding clear across Canada to the west coast. With a “farm-town granny” beside him, a trio of bullies behind him, and a pocket full of bad luck, he manages to get mugged at a bus stop and to lose most of the one thousand dollars his dad had left for him, “For nobody but Peter. For his own use.”

Alone, almost penniless, smarting from his dad’s sudden death, and devastated by the news in the document he found at home, Peter sets out to keep body and soul together, the one by learning to panhandle, the other by learning to stay solitary, trusting only his intuition, and a secret white space to which he teaches himself to retreat. Peter’s ‘schooling’, also exposes the complex culture of homeless street kids, with their love of public spaces, tattoos, hacky sack, dogs, and the flags and badges on their jackets. There is the addiction to drugs and alcohol and their craving to be cared for, even if only by predators like the emotionally unstable Dekman, a modern-day Fagin who rules their local squat, assigns the best downtown begging sites, and doles out pittances as allowance for food and tokes and hits for mind-numbing escape.

Wrestling with his own coming-of-age demons, Peter cuts off his contacts with his mom and friends back home to take on a new identity with the Dekman-sanctioned street name “Runner”. He sleeps on the street, in a cave near the zoo, and on the beach before landing in the squat where he does murals and paintings on cardboard he has stolen. He consorts with the likes of “Hamburger Face” Spike, a whirling dervish of a girl named Cat, a kid named Thumper, and gang members in their street uniforms of “jeans, hoodies, elaborate jackets, Doc Martens, all black, plus chains and spikes and piercings.” On the street he befriends Preacher Sal, the disturbed itinerant who trundles about with a grocery cart full of belongings and his lungs full of doomsday warnings.

As Runner, Peter finds his own West Coast lotus land of whiteouts and dream visions, where he feels free, safe, and alone, and can call out “to all the tinkling flowers, to the stream, to the ringing bluebells: ‘I name this world . . . Runnerland!’” But it’s also a world that Dekman wants into, and one where Runner has a premonition of a real life fiery catastrophe that comes true. For Runner, the fire affords an escape from Dekman even as he realises that “his time in Runnerland was over [and] now he had to get by without it.” But he still has reconciliations to make at home and the fallout from a legal document to resolve. Perhaps in a sequel.

Told with insight, empathy, talent and skill, Runnerland is an intriguing story about kids, forced to take graduate courses from the school of hard knocks. Every word is worth reading.

M. Wayne Cunningham (Books in Canada)

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